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Monday, April 19, 2010

A Partial list of Hello Kitty Merchandise

To my knowledge, every last one of the following Hello Kitty-branded items has been approved, at some level, by Hello Kitty's parent company, Sanrio. This is a partial list.

Antivirus software
Baby perfume
Backpack
Banana cover
Band-Aids
Bathroom mirror
Bathtub
Bed
Beer
Beer stein
Bento box
Bicycle
Bicycle tires
Binoculars
Blood pressure gauge
Boiled egg shaper
Bottled water
Bowling ball
Bowling shoes
Box cutter
Bra
Brick
Bubble bath
Burqa
Business card
Calculator
Car
Car seat
Carabiner
Chainsaw
Chopsticks
Circuit board
Clothes hanger
Coat
Coffee maker
Computer keyboard
Condom
Credit card
Crocs
Darts
Deodorant
Desk
Douche
Earplugs
Eye mask
Fire extinguisher
Futon
Golf ball
Golf ball holder
Golf club
Gumball machine
Handbag
Hat
Headphones
Hole punch
Ice cube tray
iPod
Jelly Bellies
Karaoke machine
Kilt
Kite
Kitty litter
Knife
Lady Gaga (various)
Lawnmower
Louis Vuitton bong
Loveseat
Luggage
Mahjong set
Memo pad
Microscope
Microwave
Mittens
Mop
MP3 Player
Netbook
Notebook
Pajamas
Pants
Panty liners
Paper shredder
Pastie
Piano
Pillow
Pinata
Plush doll
Portable body fat meter
Power sander
Press-on nails
Razor scooter
Rectal thermometer
Roll-up piano
Roomba
Rubber duck
Sandwich shaper
Sewing machine
Shirt
Shoes
Shower radio
Skin meter
Skin water
Skis
Sleeping bag
Slinky
Snowboard
Snuggie
Space heater
Spoon
Stamp
Tattoos
Tea
Telephone
Television
Thermometer
Toaster
Toilet
Toilet paper (meant as display item)
Toilet seat
Tongue stud
Toothpaste
Toothpick
Tote bag
Ukelele
Underwear
Urinal target
USB fish tank
USB lap warmer
Vegetable cutter
Vibrator
Vitamins
Washing machine
Water cooler
Wedding dress
Wig
Wii
Wine
Writing utensils
Yoga mat
Yogurt maker

For documentation of some of the more unorthodox items, please direct your attention to Hello Kitty Hell. That blogger has my deepest sympathy.

Please note that his wife is the one collecting all of the Hello Kitty merchandise, far past the stage of 'hobby' or even 'obsession' but rather into 'hoarding'. Like, call TLC.

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