You see that little note under 'About Me', where I say I make absolutely zero promises as to what knowledge exactly I intend to impart on any given day?
You'd do well to listen to it sometimes. Today is science-experiment day, and you're going to learn how bowling balls float. As long as they're 12 pounds or less, though. (How many times have we gone to the Steve Spangler well? It's got to have been at least a couple times by now.)