Sometimes it's the simple everyday household questions that need answering. You've got a random bit of food, and you wonder whether it would taste good coming out of the microwave. You've got a non-food item, and you wonder whether it's microwave-safe.
Or you've got something that's obviously not microwave-safe and you're wondering what would happen, in which case, put it down, let these guys from Massachusetts do it, you can see what it looks like and you don't have to do it PUT DOWN THE MICROWAVE.
NO! YOU FOOL!