Yeah... never mind.
Seriously. Never. Freaking. Mind. Still technically true, per capita, but never mind.
Whoever's up there-- God, Shinto gods, Godzilla-- you can stop now. You proved your point, whatever it is.
(In related news, if we could cut out the talk about the effect on Japan's stock market until we're a bit further into cleanup, that'd be great. The Nikkei is probably the least of concerns for a whole hell of a lot of Japan right now. Businesses that can supply food and water? That's much more useful.)
If you have any spare money laying around, the American Red Cross could use it. This donation link will cover readers in the United States and Canada; other nations, there's surely a charity near you.