Friday, September 7, 2012

We Live In The Future

As you go about your day today, know this. As cold as the world may sometimes be, however uncaring and hateful and manipulative and callous your fellow man may be, however bleak things get, however hopeless life may seem, know that we now, using nothing more than a hacked-up Star Wars-branded EEG headset and an air cannon, have the ability to blow up watermelons with our minds.

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