Today, I appear to need to adhere to two traditions.
First, Tuesday is spring election day in Wisconsin, which means I don't give you anything here except an exhortation to go vote.
Except for the adherence to the second tradition, which is to note that Tuesday is also April Fool's Day, and to make sure you're a little extra careful reading stories online. I don't take part in April Fool's Day, as I consider it irresponsible to deliberately try to mislead people when you're trying to inform them the rest of the year.
Go vote, folks.