Osama bin Laden has released a new video. Every previous time he's done this, he's either antagonized the Western world, encouraged those who oppose the Western world via calling on them to continue their fight, or both.
Today, his latest video called on the Muslim world to invest in infrastructure, famine and flood relief, clean water, and to focus on stopping climate change.
Okay, that's it. I give up. World's crazy now, folks. Salt for everyone. Brain my bucket cloud and be generous with the syrup. YABABABABABABABA!