Still Have Halloween Candy?

Of course you do. You haven't eaten it all ALREADY, have you? Okay, wonderful.

Please do not tell me you've melted the chocolate and covered your potato chips in it. That is disgusting and a very good example of why we're so fat in this country and also Lay's is going to do it for you now because everything is the worst.

...what? There's an actual recipe for this? And a Wikipedia page? People have already been doing it? There's a candy store in Fargo that's been selling them for years? (sigh) Of course there is. Why wouldn't there be.