Folks, this is what it comes down to when you spend all night whooping up the United States getting three points against Ghana and eventually realize, oh crap, you haven't put anything up yet.
You get appliance horror shows. Well, perhaps I could give you something of interest- an actual study done on what happens when you chuck Lego bricks into the washing machine- but really let's just break stuff and go to bed.
So let's chuck some hunks of metal in that puppy and make an unbalanced load.
Or shall we break an old box TV?
Maybe a hard drive?
A speaker, perhaps? (Skip to 5:30 if you just want to get to the action.)
One more before bed. How about a coffee machine?
In conclusion, do not invite me over to your house.