I think it's Sporcle day. And I think, therefore I am, thus because I'm deliberately misunderstanding what that phrase means, I am Sporcle day.
I am 260 male first names (never mind the 262 that it initially says), along with a short description of the people, and last names, that those first names go with. You will have 20 minutes to match as many as you can; the mark I've set for you to beat is 187.
Go fill me in. ...wait, that has vastly different connotations.