So this apparently was on the History Channel at some point in between the rerun of Pawn Stars and the rerun of that show that spun off of Pawn Stars which is every show on the History Channel that isn't Pawn Stars. Seems like a good video to link, and I know it's an hour and a half, but I've well established that I will link stupidly long videos and not even blink.
So, I present their history of the world in two hours (25% off if you act now!) All of the history. Or at least all of it that would fit in 90 minutes of film. Enjoy your Friday night that is now a Saturday morning here.